“Wear this sharp pointy thing on your favourite shirt to use it to ward off losers and attract cool people like you who also like sharp pointy things worn as fashion statements. This super neat dagger pin has a very sweet gold crescent moon halfway on the guard and the hilt and will blind everyone when the sun hits it. It is gold and glorious! I love this pin, and I hope you do too!

This pin has 2 secure rubber backings to ensure the pin doesn’t spin around and annoy the hell out of you. It measures at 50x20mm (2×0.78in).”