Poopywise the Clown Bottle Opener Keychain

Aotearoa Shipping

Urban orders $50+ get free tracked overnight* shipping.
Rural orders $60+ get free tracked overnight* shipping.

Under the free-shipping threshold? $4.99 urban / $7.99 rural
Rural costs us $9.50, we subsidise this to keep it fair.

Orders $100+ ship signature required. Signature can be added free on request for orders under $100.

*We ship via NZ Post overnight courier (target 1–2 days, but usually overnight). We dispatch Monday, Wednesday & Thursday. Any exceptions will show in the dispatch timer below the add-to-cart button.

International Shipping

We currently ship to Aussie only - we charge cost price shipping and do not mark it up at all.

We previously shipped internationally, but despite clear disclaimers about delivery times of up to a month, we still received complaints of delivery times of up to a month (typically less actually!). For now, we’ve limited international shipping to Australia.